- wife: who are you calling at three in the morning?!
- husband: it's "Jen" from Appleton
- wife: *snatches phone from husband* WHAT ARE YOU WEARING "JEN" FROM APPLETON?
- jen from appleton: uh... peach bellinis?
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I Have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen